You cleaned.
You organized.
The room looks better.

So why does everything still feel off?

This isn’t a minimalist manual.
It’s not a cheerleader yelling at you to let go harder.
And it’s definitely not a personality makeover disguised as productivity.

You Decluttered. Why Don’t You Feel Better? is about the part nobody warns you about.
The emotional static that shows up after the bags are gone.
The quiet that doesn’t feel peaceful.
The moment you realize the mess wasn’t the whole problem.

This book lives in that space.

It’s for people who:

• Clean and purge but don’t feel relief

• Feel attached to objects and ashamed about it

• Keep starting over without feeling calmer

• Stand in a finished room and think, why am I still like this

No toxic positivity.
No before and after fantasy.
Just honest explanations for why decluttering can trigger anxiety, sadness, grief, or nothing at all.

This is a book you read when you get home.
When the noise stops.
When the fixes didn’t fix everything.

You can grab the book on Amazon if that’s your thing:
Available on Amazon

Or skip the algorithm and buy it directly right here on Slap Knee.

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Includes:

• Stevie J Gets Older

• Stevie J is a Bad Dad

• Stevie J’s Guide to a Happy Marriage

• Stevie J Moves to the Burbs

A sharp, funny, and definitely not for kids collection that turns everyday chaos into brutal comedy. Each set is signed by ChadO and published by SlapKnee.

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The Angry Dino is a playful yet heartfelt picture book that helps kids see their emotions in living color. With bold illustrations and simple, relatable storytelling, this book sparks conversations about big feelings, empathy, and learning how to calm the storm inside.

Perfect for bedtime reading, classroom circles, or any parent who’s ever watched their child turn into a tiny T-rex of frustration, The Angry Dino turns emotional meltdowns into teachable (and laugh-able) moments.

Whether you’re raising a preschooler just learning about emotions or an early reader finding their voice, this book is a stomp-worthy reminder that even the angriest dinos still deserve love.

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It’s tender without being sugarcoated. Sad, but safe. Honest, but still hopeful.

A daughter can gift it to her mom, a mom can share it with her child, or a family can treasure it together. At 8.25 x 10.25 inches, it’s both picture book and keepsake—something to read at bedtime, display on a shelf, or give on Mother’s Day.

At 8.25 x 10.25 inches, this picture book makes a thoughtful gift for families, schools, or anyone helping a child navigate loss. A Rose For Mom doesn’t dodge the hard stuff. It shows kids that love can outlast goodbye.

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Written in a vivid, cinematic style, this psychological thriller pulls you through shifting realities where every clue could be the truth or a trap. Love, fear, and obsession twist together until you’re not sure which world you want to escape — or if escape is even possible.

From comedian and Hollywood optioned screenwriter Chad Olshavsky, DreaMT is a tense, surreal ride for readers who like their thrillers with a pulse of danger and a shadow of the unknown.

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Charlet is the roommate you never want but can’t get rid of.
Her routines are obsessive.
Her past is soaked in things no one talks about out loud.
She notices details you didn’t even know you were hiding.

Her production studio is spotless.
Too spotless.
The air feels wrong.
And if you think you’re safe, you’re already missing something.

RoomMate is a psychological horror novel that crawls under your skin and stays there. Written by comedian and Hollywood optioned screenwriter ChadO, the story moves fast, cuts sharp, and never gives you solid ground. It’s uncomfortable on purpose.

Loosely based on true events, RoomMate blurs the line between victim and villain until the difference stops mattering. Control, manipulation, and survival twist together in ways that feel uncomfortably familiar.

This isn’t a slow burn you forget.
It’s the kind of story that lingers in your house after you close the book.

• Paperback and digital editions are available right here on SlapKnee.

• Prefer to listen? The audiobook is available on ACX, for when you want the unease whispered directly into your ears.

The audiobook is narrated by April Olshavsky in her first audiobook narration. It’s an independent production, and thoughtful feedback is appreciated. Please report any audio issues or constructive notes to feedback@slapknee.com.

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“Eva and Emily’s October Threesome” is a comedic rollercoaster ride that explores the complexities of love, self-discovery, and the true meaning of connection. In the spirit of the beloved series “Broad City,” Chad Olshavsky masterfully crafts a story that blends sharp humor with heartfelt moments, delivering a narrative that will leave readers laughing out loud and rooting for these endearing characters.

Prepare to be swept away by a tale that challenges societal norms, explores the uncharted territories of relationships, and proves that love can be found in the most unexpected places. As Eva and Emily’s journey unfolds, secrets are revealed, relationships are tested, and the unimaginable becomes reality. Will they find the missing link they seek, or will they discover that true happiness lies within themselves?

Join Eva and Emily on their unforgettable journey and get ready to laugh, cry, and fall in love with “Eva and Emily’s October Threesome,” a romantic comedy that will leave you craving more.

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Experience the joy of learning with our full-cover, fun-to-read eBook, designed with exciting vibrant magazine spreads. Engage with visually captivating content as you delve into the fascinating world of cannabis.

Empower yourself with the knowledge to navigate the cannabis landscape confidently. With ‘Herbal Risings Principles and Standards of Cannabis Training eBook,’ you’ll unlock a world of possibilities, making informed decisions and carving out a successful career in this burgeoning industry.

Don’t miss out on the chance to fulfill your passion and make a meaningful impact in the cannabis realm. Begin your journey today with the ultimate resource for aspiring professionals, cannabis enthusiasts, and anyone seeking a comprehensive cannabis training eBook!

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