T-Shirts - SlapKnee Media https://slapknee.com/product-category/t-shirts/ Entertainment & Production Mon, 08 Sep 2025 03:49:41 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://slapknee.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/SITE-ICON-SLAP-KNEE-100x100.png T-Shirts - SlapKnee Media https://slapknee.com/product-category/t-shirts/ 32 32 Cult Comic T-Shirt https://slapknee.com/product/cult-comic-t-shirt/ Mon, 01 Sep 2025 04:19:21 +0000 https://slapknee.com/?post_type=product&p=3647 Not just a shirt. A membership.

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]]> The page cuts deep. The stage cuts deeper. This grim neon design fuses the haunted energy of Books That Bite Back with the underground cult vibe of Cult Comic. A hooded figure and glowing book emerge from smoky neon haze — equal parts mystery, horror, and comedy grit. Wear it like initiation. For readers, performers, and outsiders who know stories bite harder and laughs hurt longer.

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]]> Dying Inside T-Shirt https://slapknee.com/product/dying-inside-t-shirt/ Mon, 01 Sep 2025 03:45:37 +0000 https://slapknee.com/?post_type=product&p=3637 Smiling outside, roasting inside.

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]]> Soft, lightweight, and darkly funny—the Dying Inside t-shirt is made for comics, artists, and anyone who hides chaos behind a smile. Perfect for stage nights, day drinks, or both.

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]]> Silence Hurts T-Shirt https://slapknee.com/product/silence-hurts-t-shirt/ Mon, 01 Sep 2025 02:47:53 +0000 https://slapknee.com/?post_type=product&p=3628 A lone comic under haze and spotlight, trapped in the pause that every artist fears. For performers, writers, and anyone who knows that silence can sting louder than words.

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]]> Because we’ve stood in the spotlight with nothing coming back. Because we’ve felt our pulse get louder than the laughs. Because we’ve wondered if the line was too soon, too dark, or too far. Because we know silence isn’t empty — it cuts the deepest. SlapKnee gets it.This design glows with bold pink and electric blue lettering, a lone comic silhouetted under the spotlight, and scribbled echoes of every bomb — Kill, Bomb, Next Joke? A piece of art for the ones who know silence isn’t empty, it’s brutal. Perfect on tees, hoodies, or stickers, this design is more than merch — it’s the truth every stage performer carries. Dark, vibrant, and unapologetically raw.

SlapKnee.com – Comedy with bruises. Fiction with teeth. Silence Hurts is a bold neon design for anyone who’s faced the void between punchlines, stories, or confessions.

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]]> Famous Now White Tee https://slapknee.com/product/famous-now-tee-2/ Mon, 01 Sep 2025 02:36:16 +0000 https://slapknee.com/?post_type=product&p=3623 Step off stage like you own it. The Famous Now tee is soft, flattering, and made for women who turn the mic into a weapon. Perfect for comics, singers, poets, and anyone tired of waiting for permission to shine. You’re not gonna befamous—you’re already there.

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]]> Step off stage like you own it. The Famous Now tee is soft, flattering, and made for women who turn the mic into a weapon. Perfect for comics, singers, poets, and anyone tired of waiting for permission to shine. You’re not gonna befamous—you’re already there.

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]]> Famous Now T-Shirt https://slapknee.com/product/famous-now-tee/ Wed, 27 Aug 2025 16:31:39 +0000 https://slapknee.com/?post_type=product&p=3606
Because we’ve bombed in silence. Because we’ve laughed through eviction. Because we’ve chased fame on empty gas tanks and five-minute sets. Because we know comedy hurts, horror bites, and every story leaves a scar. SlapKnee gets it. For the ones on the edge of making it. People know your name — not everyone yet, but soon. A bold neon crown and mic design for dreamers, hustlers, and creators ready for the world to catch up.

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  • Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight t-shirt will easily become a closet staple. Made from 100% cotton, it’s unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability.
  • Model is 6’1” and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size
  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Imported

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]]> Dying on Stage Tri-Blend T-Shirt https://slapknee.com/product/dying-on-stage-tri-blend-t-shirt/ Sat, 23 Aug 2025 04:13:39 +0000 https://slapknee.com/?post_type=product&p=3591 The lights burn hotter, your pulse drowns out the silence, and every second stretches like a lifetime. Dying on Stagecaptures that heart-racing, knees-weak moment when the crowd vanishes and it’s just you, the mic, and the void. A neon confession printed on a vintage-soft tri-blend tee — because even in failure, you’re still the art.

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]]> Failure never looked so timeless.
The Dying on Stage Tri-Blend Tee fuses raw neon artwork with a soft, vintage cut built for all-day wear. The front showcases a skeletal comic clutching the mic under glowing haze — a tragic, electric tribute to every set that dies in silence.

Printed on premium tri-blend fabric, this shirt wears like a favorite from day one: feather-light, slightly heathered, with a broken-in feel that matches the haunted vibe of the art.

Details:

  • Vintage tri-blend (cotton/poly/rayon) for a soft, worn-in feel

  • Neon-haze print in vibrant pink, purple, and blue

  • Unisex, tailored but easy fit

  • Streetwear edge meets underground comedy culture

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