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		<title>SlapKnee’s Stevie J Life Lessons Bundle – Signed by ChadO</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2025 04:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Midlife, marriage, suburbs, bad dad... Stevie J’s got it covered.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://slapknee.com/product/slapknees-stevie-j-life-lessons-bundle-signed-by-chado/">SlapKnee’s Stevie J Life Lessons Bundle – Signed by ChadO</a> appeared first on <a href="https://slapknee.com">SlapKnee Media</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p data-start="183" data-end="383">The complete <strong data-start="196" data-end="221">Stevie J Life Lessons</strong> series in one signed bundle. Four illustrated books based on stand-up comic ChadO’s mid-aged stoner alter ego, brought to life with artwork by April Olshavsky.</p>
<p data-start="385" data-end="396">Includes:</p>
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<p data-start="399" data-end="422"><a href="https://slapknee.com/product/stevie-j-gets-older/"><em data-start="399" data-end="420">Stevie J Gets Older</em></a></p>
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<p data-start="425" data-end="450"><a href="https://slapknee.com/product/stevie-j-is-a-bad-dad/"><em data-start="425" data-end="448">Stevie J is a Bad Dad</em></a></p>
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<p data-start="453" data-end="493"><a href="https://slapknee.com/product/stevie-js-guide-to-a-happy-marriage/"><em data-start="453" data-end="491">Stevie J’s Guide to a Happy Marriage</em></a></p>
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<p data-start="496" data-end="527"><a href="https://slapknee.com/product/stevie-j-moves-to-the-burbs/"><em data-start="496" data-end="525">Stevie J Moves to the Burbs</em></a></p>
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<p data-start="529" data-end="688">A sharp, funny, and definitely <em data-start="560" data-end="574">not for kids</em> collection that turns everyday chaos into brutal comedy. Each set is signed by ChadO and published by SlapKnee.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://slapknee.com/product/slapknees-stevie-j-life-lessons-bundle-signed-by-chado/">SlapKnee’s Stevie J Life Lessons Bundle – Signed by ChadO</a> appeared first on <a href="https://slapknee.com">SlapKnee Media</a>.</p>
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		<title>DreaMT Signed, Paperback</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2025 04:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>In <em data-start="122" data-end="130">DreaMT</em>, reality slips. Dreams turn dangerous. And every choice pulls you deeper into a world you may never wake from. Comedian and Hollywood screenwriter Chad Olshavsky delivers a surreal psychological thriller that’s tense, unpredictable, and impossible to put down.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p data-start="98" data-end="253"><em data-start="98" data-end="106">DreaMT</em> blurs the line between what’s real and what only feels real. One moment, you’re wide awake. The next, you’re trapped in a dream you can’t shake.</p>
<p data-start="255" data-end="532">Written in a vivid, cinematic style, this psychological thriller pulls you through shifting realities where every clue could be the truth or a trap. Love, fear, and obsession twist together until you’re not sure which world you want to escape — or if escape is even possible.</p>
<p data-start="534" data-end="715">From comedian and Hollywood optioned screenwriter <strong><a href="https://slapknee.com/chado/">Chad Olshavsky</a></strong>, <em data-start="591" data-end="599">DreaMT</em> is a tense, surreal ride for readers who like their thrillers with a pulse of danger and a shadow of the unknown.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://slapknee.com/product/dreamt-paperback-signed/">DreaMT Signed, Paperback</a> appeared first on <a href="https://slapknee.com">SlapKnee Media</a>.</p>
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		<title>RoomMate, Signed Paperback</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2025 21:50:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p data-start="1022" data-end="1275">Comedian and Hollywood screenwriter ChadO turns real-life nightmares into <em data-start="1096" data-end="1106">RoomMate</em>, a quick-hit psychological horror about the most terrifying roommate you’ll ever meet. Funny in the worst ways, disturbing in the best ways. Let her move in at your own risk. Signed and personalized.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p data-start="184" data-end="268">This book isn’t here to comfort you.<br data-start="220" data-end="223" />It’s here to make you check your locks twice.</p>
<p data-start="270" data-end="480">Charlet is the roommate you never want but can’t get rid of.<br data-start="330" data-end="333" />Her routines are obsessive.<br data-start="360" data-end="363" />Her past is soaked in things no one talks about out loud.<br data-start="420" data-end="423" />She notices details you didn’t even know you were hiding.</p>
<p data-start="482" data-end="621">Her production studio is spotless.<br data-start="516" data-end="519" />Too spotless.<br data-start="532" data-end="535" />The air feels wrong.<br data-start="555" data-end="558" />And if you think you’re safe, you’re already missing something.</p>
<p data-start="623" data-end="874"><strong data-start="623" data-end="635">RoomMate</strong> is a psychological horror novel that crawls under your skin and stays there. Written by comedian and Hollywood optioned screenwriter ChadO, the story moves fast, cuts sharp, and never gives you solid ground. It’s uncomfortable on purpose.</p>
<p data-start="876" data-end="1087">Loosely based on true events, RoomMate blurs the line between victim and villain until the difference stops mattering. Control, manipulation, and survival twist together in ways that feel uncomfortably familiar.</p>
<p data-start="1089" data-end="1201">This isn’t a slow burn you forget.<br data-start="1123" data-end="1126" />It’s the kind of story that lingers in your house after you close the book.</p>
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<p data-start="1236" data-end="1310"><strong data-start="1236" data-end="1270">Paperback and digital editions</strong> are available right here on SlapKnee.</p>
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<p data-start="1313" data-end="1436">Prefer to listen? The <a href="https://www.audible.com/pd/B0G87C1ZN7/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-483063&amp;ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_483063_rh_us" target="_blank" rel="noopener"><strong data-start="1335" data-end="1371">audiobook is available on ACX</strong></a>, for when you want the unease whispered directly into your ears.</p>
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<p>The audiobook is narrated by April Olshavsky in her first audiobook narration. It’s an independent production, and thoughtful feedback is appreciated. Please report any audio issues or constructive notes to <strong data-start="1068" data-end="1093"><a class="decorated-link cursor-pointer" href="mailto:feedback@slapknee.com" rel="noopener" data-start="1070" data-end="1091">feedback@slapknee.com</a></strong>.</p>
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		<title>Stevie J&#8217;s Guide to a Happy Marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Oct 2024 01:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Stevie J is getting married. What kind of life lessons will he learn this time?</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://slapknee.com/product/stevie-js-guide-to-a-happy-marriage/">Stevie J&#8217;s Guide to a Happy Marriage</a> appeared first on <a href="https://slapknee.com">SlapKnee Media</a>.</p>
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<p><span class="a-text-bold">&#8220;Stevie J&#8217;s Guide to a Happy Marriage&#8221;</span> takes you on a colorful, 29-page journey through the comedic highs and lows of Stevie and June&#8217;s early married life. From the pressures of starting a family in the South to the pitfalls of losing everything and finding a way to bounce back, this book captures it all with wit and warmth. Illustrated by April Olshavsky, the book is a visual treat, bringing each hilarious and heartfelt moment to life.</p>
<p>Featuring pro tips from comedian Chado, who has been married for nearly 25 years, &#8220;Stevie J&#8217;s Guide to a Happy Marriage&#8221; offers a unique blend of humor and practical advice. Whether you&#8217;re married, engaged, or simply a fan of good comedy, this book is a must-read.</p>
<p>Explore the full Stevie J series for more laugh-out-loud adventures and relatable suburban stories.</p>
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		<title>Stevie J is a Bad Dad</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2024 21:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Uncover the Dark Side of Parenting with Stevie J's Life Lessons!</p>
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<p>In &#8220;Stevie J is a Bad Dad,&#8221; the latest darkly humorous addition to the &#8220;Stevie J&#8217;s Life Lessons&#8221; series. Written by the master of grim laughs, ChadO, based on his stand-up comedy, this book sheds light on the comically disastrous side of fatherhood.</p>
<p>Through Stevie J&#8217;s crazy escapades, we learn that having a dad isn&#8217;t always a blessing. ChadO reminds us that sometimes, a dad&#8217;s presence brings more chaos than joy. Each irreverent anecdote exposes the raw and cringe-worthy moments that define Stevie J&#8217;s uniquely flawed approach to parenting.</p>
<p>As Stevie fumbles through the challenges of fatherhood, ChadO&#8217;s dark humor weaves a narrative that&#8217;s both uncomfortably hilarious and eerily relatable. Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of awkward laughs and wince-inducing situations as Stevie J showcases the not-so-glamorous side of being a dad.</p>
<p>This illustrated book is not for kids; it&#8217;s intended for mature audiences only. Add &#8220;Stevie J is a Bad Dad&#8221; to your &#8220;Stevie J&#8217;s Life Lessons&#8221; series collection and witness the fallout when Stevie&#8217;s parenting goes off the rails.</p>
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		<title>Stevie J Moves to the Burbs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2024 20:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Join Stevie J on a Hilarious Journey Through Suburban Chaos in Stevie J Moves to the Burbs!</p>
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<p><strong>Pages:</strong> 27</p>
<p><strong>Dimensions:</strong> 8.25 x 6 inches</p>
<p><strong>Format:</strong> &#8220;Not for Kids&#8221; Picture Book</p>
<p><strong>Language:</strong> English</p>
<p><strong>Published:</strong> April 2024</p>
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<p>Prepare to laugh and cringe along with Stevie J as he navigates suburban life in the latest installment of Stevie J&#8217;s Life Lessons, originally featured on ChadO&#8217;s Minute on Kill Tony.</p>
<p>Stevie always saw himself as the king of his suburban castle, but reality hits hard as he faces mishaps with lawnmowers and awkward encounters with neighborhood associations. Authored by stand-up comedian ChadO, this not-for-kids book captures Stevie&#8217;s hilarious misadventures with his trademark mix of optimism and cluelessness, as seen on his popular Kill Tony appearance.</p>
<p>Whether you&#8217;re a longtime fan of Stevie J or just discovering his antics, Stevie J Moves to the Burbs promises laughter and entertainment from start to finish.</p>
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		<title>Stevie J Gets Older</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2024 20:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Explore life's absurdities with Stevie J Gets Older!</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Title:</strong> Stevie J Gets Older</p>
<p><strong>Pages</strong>: 25</p>
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<p><strong>Format:</strong> Picture Book</p>
<p><strong>Language:</strong> English</p>
<p><strong>Published:</strong> February 2024</p>
<p>&#8220;Stevie J Gets Older&#8221; isn&#8217;t your typical picture book. In these colorful illustrations, ChadO takes us on a brutally honest journey through the darker side of aging, where life&#8217;s annoyances take center stage.</p>
<p>Amidst the relentless march of time, Stevie J grapples with the daunting challenges of adult life, including the looming shadow of a &#8220;needy wife.&#8221; With a twisted sense of humor, ChadO navigates the treacherous terrain of matrimony, offering morbidly amusing insights into the struggles of growing older.</p>
<p>This picture book, part of the &#8220;Stevie J&#8217;s Life Lessons&#8221; series, dances on the line between grim and cringe, inviting readers to revel in dark humor that lurks beneath the surface of the mundane. While the illustrations complement the narrative, adding a visual dimension to the story, it&#8217;s important to note that this series is not for kids.</p>
<p>&#8220;Stevie J Gets Older&#8221; offers a fresh take on life&#8217;s tragic realities through the lens of dark humor and parody. So, if you&#8217;re ready to explore the shadows of adulthood and appreciate humor that resonates loudly, start your collection of &#8220;Stevie J&#8217;s Life Lessons&#8221; today.</p>
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