Slap Knee Archives - SlapKnee Media https://slapknee.com/brand/slap-knee/ Entertainment & Production Wed, 07 Jan 2026 23:32:36 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://slapknee.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/SITE-ICON-SLAP-KNEE-100x100.png Slap Knee Archives - SlapKnee Media https://slapknee.com/brand/slap-knee/ 32 32 You Decluttered. Why Don’t You Feel Better? https://slapknee.com/product/you-decluttered-why-dont-you-feel-better/ Wed, 07 Jan 2026 22:31:19 +0000 https://slapknee.com/?post_type=product&p=3877 A When You Get Home book about why decluttering doesn’t always bring relief.

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]]> You Decluttered. Why Don’t You Feel Better?

You cleaned.
You organized.
The room looks better.

So why does everything still feel off?

This isn’t a minimalist manual.
It’s not a cheerleader yelling at you to let go harder.
And it’s definitely not a personality makeover disguised as productivity.

You Decluttered. Why Don’t You Feel Better? is about the part nobody warns you about.
The emotional static that shows up after the bags are gone.
The quiet that doesn’t feel peaceful.
The moment you realize the mess wasn’t the whole problem.

This book lives in that space.

It’s for people who:

  • Clean and purge but don’t feel relief

  • Feel attached to objects and ashamed about it

  • Keep starting over without feeling calmer

  • Stand in a finished room and think, why am I still like this

No toxic positivity.
No before and after fantasy.
Just honest explanations for why decluttering can trigger anxiety, sadness, grief, or nothing at all.

This is a book you read when you get home.
When the noise stops.
When the fixes didn’t fix everything.

You can grab the book on Amazon if that’s your thing:
👉 Available on Amazon

Or skip the algorithm and buy it directly right here on Slap Knee.

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]]> Then Angry Dino https://slapknee.com/product/then-angry-dino/ Thu, 04 Sep 2025 04:57:00 +0000 https://slapknee.com/?post_type=product&p=3705 A stomp, a roar, a very big frown—what happens when Dino’s anger shakes the ground?

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]]> Meet Dino, a little dinosaur with a huge temper. When feelings bubble up, Dino doesn’t just get mad—he stomps, roars, and thunders across the page. But what happens when all that anger makes the world feel a little too lonely?

The Angry Dino is a playful yet heartfelt picture book that helps kids see their emotions in living color. With bold illustrations and simple, relatable storytelling, this book sparks conversations about big feelings, empathy, and learning how to calm the storm inside.

Perfect for bedtime reading, classroom circles, or any parent who’s ever watched their child turn into a tiny T-rex of frustration, The Angry Dino turns emotional meltdowns into teachable (and laugh-able) moments.

Whether you’re raising a preschooler just learning about emotions or an early reader finding their voice, this book is a stomp-worthy reminder that even the angriest dinos still deserve love.

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]]> A Rose For Mom, 8.25 x 10.25 https://slapknee.com/product/a-rose-for-mom-8-25-x-10-25/ Thu, 04 Sep 2025 04:22:37 +0000 https://slapknee.com/?post_type=product&p=3699 When words fall short, give a rose.

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]]> Slap Knee isn’t afraid to go where kid lit usually tiptoes. A Rose For Mom is a children’s book about grief—soft watercolor illustrations in mauve and pink, paired with words that give kids permission to feel what they feel.

It’s tender without being sugarcoated. Sad, but safe. Honest, but still hopeful.

A daughter can gift it to her mom, a mom can share it with her child, or a family can treasure it together. At 8.25 x 10.25 inches, it’s both picture book and keepsake—something to read at bedtime, display on a shelf, or give on Mother’s Day.

At 8.25 x 10.25 inches, this picture book makes a thoughtful gift for families, schools, or anyone helping a child navigate loss. A Rose For Mom doesn’t dodge the hard stuff. It shows kids that love can outlast goodbye.

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]]> Cult Comic T-Shirt https://slapknee.com/product/cult-comic-t-shirt/ Mon, 01 Sep 2025 04:19:21 +0000 https://slapknee.com/?post_type=product&p=3647 Not just a shirt. A membership.

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]]> The page cuts deep. The stage cuts deeper. This grim neon design fuses the haunted energy of Books That Bite Back with the underground cult vibe of Cult Comic. A hooded figure and glowing book emerge from smoky neon haze — equal parts mystery, horror, and comedy grit. Wear it like initiation. For readers, performers, and outsiders who know stories bite harder and laughs hurt longer.

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]]> Dying Inside T-Shirt https://slapknee.com/product/dying-inside-t-shirt/ Mon, 01 Sep 2025 03:45:37 +0000 https://slapknee.com/?post_type=product&p=3637 Smiling outside, roasting inside.

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]]> Soft, lightweight, and darkly funny—the Dying Inside t-shirt is made for comics, artists, and anyone who hides chaos behind a smile. Perfect for stage nights, day drinks, or both.

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]]> Silence Hurts T-Shirt https://slapknee.com/product/silence-hurts-t-shirt/ Mon, 01 Sep 2025 02:47:53 +0000 https://slapknee.com/?post_type=product&p=3628 A lone comic under haze and spotlight, trapped in the pause that every artist fears. For performers, writers, and anyone who knows that silence can sting louder than words.

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]]> Because we’ve stood in the spotlight with nothing coming back. Because we’ve felt our pulse get louder than the laughs. Because we’ve wondered if the line was too soon, too dark, or too far. Because we know silence isn’t empty — it cuts the deepest. SlapKnee gets it.This design glows with bold pink and electric blue lettering, a lone comic silhouetted under the spotlight, and scribbled echoes of every bomb — Kill, Bomb, Next Joke? A piece of art for the ones who know silence isn’t empty, it’s brutal. Perfect on tees, hoodies, or stickers, this design is more than merch — it’s the truth every stage performer carries. Dark, vibrant, and unapologetically raw.

SlapKnee.com – Comedy with bruises. Fiction with teeth. Silence Hurts is a bold neon design for anyone who’s faced the void between punchlines, stories, or confessions.

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]]> Famous Now White Tee https://slapknee.com/product/famous-now-tee-2/ Mon, 01 Sep 2025 02:36:16 +0000 https://slapknee.com/?post_type=product&p=3623 Step off stage like you own it. The Famous Now tee is soft, flattering, and made for women who turn the mic into a weapon. Perfect for comics, singers, poets, and anyone tired of waiting for permission to shine. You’re not gonna befamous—you’re already there.

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]]> Step off stage like you own it. The Famous Now tee is soft, flattering, and made for women who turn the mic into a weapon. Perfect for comics, singers, poets, and anyone tired of waiting for permission to shine. You’re not gonna befamous—you’re already there.

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]]> Famous Now T-Shirt https://slapknee.com/product/famous-now-tee/ Wed, 27 Aug 2025 16:31:39 +0000 https://slapknee.com/?post_type=product&p=3606
Because we’ve bombed in silence. Because we’ve laughed through eviction. Because we’ve chased fame on empty gas tanks and five-minute sets. Because we know comedy hurts, horror bites, and every story leaves a scar. SlapKnee gets it. For the ones on the edge of making it. People know your name — not everyone yet, but soon. A bold neon crown and mic design for dreamers, hustlers, and creators ready for the world to catch up.

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  • Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight t-shirt will easily become a closet staple. Made from 100% cotton, it’s unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability.
  • Model is 6’1” and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size
  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Imported

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]]> Dying on Stage Tri-Blend T-Shirt https://slapknee.com/product/dying-on-stage-tri-blend-t-shirt/ Sat, 23 Aug 2025 04:13:39 +0000 https://slapknee.com/?post_type=product&p=3591 The lights burn hotter, your pulse drowns out the silence, and every second stretches like a lifetime. Dying on Stagecaptures that heart-racing, knees-weak moment when the crowd vanishes and it’s just you, the mic, and the void. A neon confession printed on a vintage-soft tri-blend tee — because even in failure, you’re still the art.

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]]> Failure never looked so timeless.
The Dying on Stage Tri-Blend Tee fuses raw neon artwork with a soft, vintage cut built for all-day wear. The front showcases a skeletal comic clutching the mic under glowing haze — a tragic, electric tribute to every set that dies in silence.

Printed on premium tri-blend fabric, this shirt wears like a favorite from day one: feather-light, slightly heathered, with a broken-in feel that matches the haunted vibe of the art.

Details:

  • Vintage tri-blend (cotton/poly/rayon) for a soft, worn-in feel

  • Neon-haze print in vibrant pink, purple, and blue

  • Unisex, tailored but easy fit

  • Streetwear edge meets underground comedy culture

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]]> RoomMate, Signed Paperback https://slapknee.com/product/roommate-signed-paperback/ Sun, 06 Jul 2025 21:50:41 +0000 https://slapknee.com/?post_type=product&p=3575 Comedian and Hollywood screenwriter ChadO turns real-life nightmares into RoomMate, a quick-hit psychological horror about the most terrifying roommate you’ll ever meet. Funny in the worst ways, disturbing in the best ways. Let her move in at your own risk. Signed and personalized.

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]]> This book isn’t here to comfort you.
It’s here to make you check your locks twice.

Charlet is the roommate you never want but can’t get rid of.
Her routines are obsessive.
Her past is soaked in things no one talks about out loud.
She notices details you didn’t even know you were hiding.

Her production studio is spotless.
Too spotless.
The air feels wrong.
And if you think you’re safe, you’re already missing something.

RoomMate is a psychological horror novel that crawls under your skin and stays there. Written by comedian and Hollywood optioned screenwriter ChadO, the story moves fast, cuts sharp, and never gives you solid ground. It’s uncomfortable on purpose.

Loosely based on true events, RoomMate blurs the line between victim and villain until the difference stops mattering. Control, manipulation, and survival twist together in ways that feel uncomfortably familiar.

This isn’t a slow burn you forget.
It’s the kind of story that lingers in your house after you close the book.

  • Paperback and digital editions are available right here on SlapKnee.

  • Prefer to listen? The audiobook is available on ACX, for when you want the unease whispered directly into your ears.

The audiobook is narrated by April Olshavsky in her first audiobook narration. It’s an independent production, and thoughtful feedback is appreciated. Please report any audio issues or constructive notes to feedback@slapknee.com.

 

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